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The Family That Brawls Together, Stays Together
Words by Lourd de Veyra
Artwork by War Espejo
To be human, after all. To remain steadfast and calm after hours of being stuck inside a confined space for hours is to be a joyless robot—or just someone with a nice stash of horse tranquilizers. Off-loaded baggage? I’d blow my top, too. Hell, I myself feel like punching someone if for ten minutes I’m unable to find the hotdog stand.
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…Google mo, gago.
Matapos ang apat na taon na pagpapakasakit at pagsusunog ng kilay, pati na sa buy one take one na eyebags..
Congratulations, graduates!
Feb. 11 na! Birthday na ng idol ko!
Happy birthday, Lourd de Veyra!
15 Ways to Spice Up the Impeachment Trial
Words by Lourd de Veyra
Art by War Espejo
But the question is: Who else appreciates this much-touted afternoon telenovela/soap opera/ sitcom? The media? People whose toes curl upon hearing the words “purport,” “impugn,” “moto propio,” “manifest,” and “ad testificandum?” The senator-judges always like to say that this impeachment is for the Filipino people. Fuckit. I am a tax-paying member of the Philippine populace and I do not deserve to be bored. Here is a list of suggestions to liven up the impeachment, which, by the way, is funded in part by you and me, much to my endless annoyance.
2. TRANSFORM THE DEBATE INTO RAP
Think Fliptop or Slam poetry or epic rap battles. I.e.
CUEVAS: “Yo, check it … Congressman Tupas/ Makinig ka, batang Hudas/ Nagtuturo na ako ng batas/ Habang lola mo’y umiinom pa ng gatas/ Nung pinanganak nanay mo ab initio/ Consti na ang aking bisyo/ Kaya ipasak na up your rectum/ Yang subpoena duces tecum.”
TUPAS: “Hoy, Justice Cuevas/ Malapit ka nang kumupas/ Dakdak ka na lang parate/ Pero amoy ka nang bulate/ Batas nga ang iyong buhay/ Pero tinatawag ka na ng hukay.”
Mga Tunay Na Lalake.
Tumpak.
From an article by Jessica Hagy, contributor www.Forbes.com
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